Henged 

One more on the list of alternate words for Stoned.

To have smoked enough Marijuana to have reached a high bordering on the bad side but it still feels great, you just feel partially confused.

The word reffers to the Stone Henge in England U.K. the stones are of unknown origin, just like the blunt that got you henged.

"Dude, why do I feel so baked? I haven't been smoking much..."

"You cooked a fat blunt, man you must be henged!"

Pronounced: Henge-d

Henged by KrispyAlmighty August 29, 2009

Henged 

Stone Henged (or henged), adjective: a descriptor used when an object, person, place or thing is destroyed, desecrated, ruined or defaced beyond its comprehensible function and form.

Aw man, I left my Chevy unlocked last night and a bunch of hobos had an orgy it it! Its totally Stone Henged! There's no recovery from that!

Henged by Spectral Meatball December 31, 2018

Hinged 

Hinged is an academic-slang term that describes someone who is a sane or rational person.

Having humble origins dating back to the early Middle Ages, the term is a palpable model of linguistic evolution The word was originally introduced in Old English as 'hlincge,' which indicated the component of a door or gate that allowed it to swing. While we can't pin the credit on one sagacious wordsmith for its conception, the evolution of language and its nuances are an often communal and collective effort. Numerous unnamed artists of articulation across the centuries have shaped its development. Making its debut in the English language in the 1300s, 'hinged,' in layman's terms, made an indelible mark and has continued ever since. As a metaphor, it instates the visual imagery of revolving around a central point, being dependent on, or extremely significant for something else.

This imagery is a perfect match to describe someone who is calm and intelligent. As someone who is unhinged is off the hinge; someone who is hinged remains on the hinge, and continues to be a beacon of logical thought.

Today, you can use hinged in a sentence like: "Your take (or opinion) is hinged!"

or "Only a hinged person could make such an intelligent and logical statement."

Hinged by thehingedsociety July 4, 2023

Hanged, Drawn, and Quartered 

The penalty for high treason in England, to be hanged, drawn and quartered was a common occurrence during medieval times. Although it was abolished in 1814, this form of execution was responsible for hundreds, perhaps even thousands, of deaths.

First, the victim is dragged on a wooden frame, called a hurdle, to the place of the execution.
Second, the victim is hanged by the neck for a short period of time until nearly dead (hanged).
Third, the disembowelment and castration occur, where afterward, the entrails and genitalia are burned in front of the victim (drawn).
Finally, the body is divided into four separate parts and beheaded (quartered).

If you want a good example of someone being hanged, drawn, and quartered watch the end of the movie Braveheart.

Hanged, Drawn, and Quartered by loldamn November 28, 2009

Hengeled

This word is used when a mean teacher named Mr. Hengel yells at students.

Zach was Hengeled because he was useing a laser pointer in the locker room.

Hengeled by Brendan Phillips January 24, 2008

hennedy 

When a man/woman sports a thong to work.

Dave: "Did you Hear?"
Michael: "Hear what?"
Dave: "Craig pulled a HENNEDY today!!!"
Michael: "No shit man. No shit..."

hennedy by Shmuzle November 16, 2013

Heggedal 

Someplace far east in Norway where a bunch of rednecks live. There isn't much to look at, but there are several descent kebab-restaurants which are worth a visit. Even though the town is pretty far from civilization, Heggedal is best known for the obnoxious brats, rats and bad schools. It is often referred as a ghetto.

"I'm off to Heggedal to shoot some wild badgers."

Heggedal by Mathiasle May 20, 2010