wood chopping

To smoke an irregularly mammoth marijuana cigarette in a very quick manner.

Alfonserelli Salamanderous, this is not a wood chopping contest. Pass that hooter to Fez!

wood chopping by Fester Festrian July 7, 2004

chopping wood 

for a guy to masturbate, or give a guy a hand job

Last night i got lonely and had to chop some wood. She chopped my wood last night.

chopping wood by makavelli sager February 10, 2005

keep chopping wood

When you are trying to get through something tough in life you can’t quit or give up... you just gotta keep “CHOPPING AT THE WOOD”

- Another term for being consistent

Dale: “I’m so tired and ready to give up...”
Rowland: “You can’t give up yet! Now is not the time! Keep chopping wood ! Let’s go!”
Dale: “YOU’RE RIGHT!”

keep chopping wood by Seth Rowland November 26, 2020

Chopping Wood 

The act of a male masturbating his morning wood.

Bill likes chopping wood better than truffle butter.

Chopping Wood by Lesa Nelson November 25, 2015

chopping wood 

The act of accidentally throwing a disc golf disc into a tree during a game of disc golf. The sound a disc golf disc makes when hitting a tree

How was your disc golf game today? Not too good, I was chopping wood all day long

chopping wood by Deibert June 30, 2010

Chopping wood 

A term for jacking it off in the woods. Can also be a term for mastering while small children are watching.

Hey you chopping wood back there?

Chopping wood by Ianisanoggod December 7, 2016

Wood chipping 

When you nibble on a penis for foreplay or bite on it whilst performing a blowjob. May also involve pieces of the foreskin if there is one.

Tyler: Dude! Your mom totally woodchipped me last night!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!

Wood chipping by Philoingdeeznuts September 17, 2021