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in the book 

An archaic phrase once used to signify public listings of a person's name, address and phone number in a phonebook.
1. If you need to reach me, I'm in the book.

2. I tried looking you up in the book, but you're unlisted.
in the book by Nickadoo December 11, 2018

In the Book of Mormon 

The definition is based on the Broadway Musical, “The Book of Mormon

Short for: (person pretending to read Book of Mormon) “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ____ or you will go to Mormon Hell.”
Dude 1: “I’m going to go ass-fuck a baby.”

Dude 2: “In the Book of Mormon, dipshit!!”

Long version of Dude 2, pretending to read the Book of Mormon: “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ass-fuck babies or you will go to Mormon Hell.”

The oldest trick in the book 

A trick most people know about, if you try to trick someone and they say ¨thats The oldest trick in the book, then it means they know what you are trying to do and, to quote Robbie Rotten, ¨Try something else¨.
Remember just because someone knows what you are trying to pull, does not mean they are untrickable.
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Guy1: Hey, look over there!
Guy2: Bruh, that's The oldest trick in the book.

Shook in the book 

When you are so shook that it goes in the book. Like you are so shook that it goes on record (in the book).

Just another page in the book

A phrase meaning that whatever is happening now will pass, and you shouldn't worry about it, it will get better.
Friend: My girlfriend dumped me..
You: Just another page in the book.

oldest trick in the book 

When someone tries to trick you with a popular trick.
Dude 1: Hey dude, Press Alt + F4 for free vbucks!
Dude 2: Hell no dude, i aint falling for the oldest trick in the book.