in the book

to be on someone's shitlist

guy #1: dude if you keep doing this you're gonna be in the book
guy #2: i thought we were friends man

in the book by zipper630 October 16, 2006

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in the book

An archaic phrase once used to signify public listings of a person's name, address and phone number in a phonebook.

1. If you need to reach me, I'm in the book.

2. I tried looking you up in the book, but you're unlisted.

in the book by Nickadoo December 11, 2018

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In the Book of Mormon

The definition is based on the Broadway Musical, “The Book of Mormon”

Short for: (person pretending to read Book of Mormon) “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ____ or you will go to Mormon Hell.”

Dude 1: “I’m going to go ass-fuck a baby.”

Dude 2: “In the Book of Mormon, dipshit!!”

Long version of Dude 2, pretending to read the Book of Mormon: “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ass-fuck babies or you will go to Mormon Hell.”

In the Book of Mormon by euphemismo June 17, 2011

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The oldest trick in the book

A trick most people know about, if you try to trick someone and they say ¨thats The oldest trick in the book, then it means they know what you are trying to do and, to quote Robbie Rotten, ¨Try something else¨.
Remember just because someone knows what you are trying to pull, does not mean they are untrickable.
Also, you should subscribe to Dumbass Dinosaurs on youtube, their content can be a bit offensive, but if you can handle that than I definitely Recommend them.

Guy1: Hey, look over there!
Guy2: Bruh, that's The oldest trick in the book.

The oldest trick in the book by lordgrim the invcbke November 8, 2020