Pressticles 

The state of your balls when subjected to tight jeans

I’ve gained 20 lbs and my old jeans are killing my pressticles.

Pressticles by DTempo December 4, 2018

Pussticles

An overtly large or swollen pair of meat curtains that protrude from deep within the tool shed at the bottom of the lady garden

A saggy minge
A mumbler

"That chick should clearly not be wearing a bikini. You can see her pussticles from here, they look bigger than my nuts!"

Pussticles by miniGMgoit February 21, 2011

Pesticles 

Floppy testicles which slap against a sex partner during sex.

Jerry beat Kerry half to death with his pesticles on their wedding night.

Pesticles by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Pesticles 

A penis and testicles combined into one amazing word

Suck my pesticles bitch!

Pesticles by fagballsXD December 9, 2008

pesticles 

used to break awkward silences, usually making them more awkward

PESTICLES! (when walking into shops)

pesticles by fairy nuff September 20, 2003

Pretesticles 

Imaginary testicles. Unreal gonads added through pretend.

Theodore has pretesticles.

Raphaellita kicked her broken car's pretesticles.

"The Chicago Field Museum has a new exhibit, Danny."
"Oh, really! What about?"
"Lorryia formosa, The Pretesticle of Mites"

Pretesticles by John Chapman (Actual Size) January 18, 2009