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Undocked School Board 

A term used often to describe school board members who have no idea how a school operates. These members usually get elected in small, isolated, ignorant communities. The members dift aimlessly from topic to topic during meetings and promote their personal agendas that do damage to the school district. This type of school board drives away good instructors and makes it difficult for district administration to hire quality people.
District Superintendent: This newly elected school board I have to work with is impossible. They continue to break laws by discussing items in violation of the open meeting laws. This is an undocked school board!

Elementary School Principal: No kidding, Pawhuska is one ignorant community for electing these people.
Undocked School Board by Skypie November 22, 2011

Achievement unlocked 

A phrase used mainly by the gamer community to express a feeling of satisfaction after having successfully completed a particular task or venture.

"Achievement unlocked" is the official phrase used on Microsoft's Xbox 360 console. The phrase appears on the screen after the player has accomplished a specific in-game task.

The phrase was first used out of game context in the comedy series "The Guild."
Mariam: Victor, your idea to add nap rooms inside the corporate offices has been accepted and will be implemented next week.

Victor: Achievement unlocked!
Achievement unlocked by Coniption February 26, 2011

Unlocked 

"To have been unlocked" is to have been recognised by one or more persons as being important. Or the person lets you know publicly that you are appreciated.
What do you think about John?

- He is nice. He has been "unlocked"
Unlocked by BrownSkinned January 13, 2019

balls squared and uncocked 

Extremely frustrated and angry like a man with four testicles and no penis; can't release the frustration the normal way so you're looking for other outlets

variations: 'eggs cornered with no rooster' and 'four squared and uncocked'
"Stay out of Nelson's way. You're already on his shit list and he's got his balls squared and uncocked."

Uncocked 

The act (verb) of undoing the loss of ones virginity. When someone wants to retrieve their virginity after it has been lost.
Jim: "Wanna bang?"
Sarah: "NO, I prefer to be uncocked."

got the game unlocked 

this refers to when someone--usually a rap star, street thug type, or gang member-- does something intentionally that breaks traditional modes of thinking and/or conduct and is met with a positive response. it essentially refers to a revolutionary or creative production or behavior.
Everyone was saying his rap was hot! It got the game unlocked!
got the game unlocked by eyota8 January 8, 2010