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Ranchable 

The ability or experiment in using the ranch condiment as a dipping sauce for various finger foods or sides. Testing the ranchability simply involves dipping the item into ranch. Then, if the taste is good, its ranchable.
Blake - "I don't want to waste my pizza crust, so I'm gonna see if its ranchable."

Jordan - "Did it taste good?"

Blake - "Holy balls! it tastes amazing, its ranchable for sure!"
Ranchable by The man of the man3 January 23, 2010

Ranchabilly 

A chick who gets horny from eating red meat.
DAMN I ain't never met a girl named, Titty-PoP
Hoe, you've got the healthiest ranchabilly figure and the sex drive of a dying nazi.
Ranchabilly by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020

ranchtard 

A 30/70 mix of ranch and mustard.
I dipped my corn dog in ranchtard. It was delicious.
ranchtard by DJ Rock-N-Fella March 8, 2009

Ranchaliscious 

The benefit of ranch sauce on otherwise distasteful foods.

It's quite amazing how ranch can complement the most repulsive elements of cuisine so subtly.
A: We had Possum ribs for breakfast!

B: that's completely disgusting!

A: lol yeah but we just dipped them in ranch. It was actually pretty good! Ranchaliscious!
Ranchaliscious by k0nflict June 6, 2009

Ranchtastic 

when you are feeling fantastic but you love ranch as well
Person 1: How are you?
Person 2: Ranchtastic!
Person 3: what the fuck
Ranchtastic by johnnysass August 26, 2021

Ranchably Dippable

A food that has a unique ability to become more delicious when dipped in ranch. i.e. pizza, buffalo wings, etc...
I have a craving for some ranchably dippable food, lets order a pizza.
Ranchably Dippable by Roqy672 October 25, 2009