The result of having too much botox injected in the smallfacial muscles, resulting in the inability to change expressions.
"I really think your joke is funny, I just can't smile. Just got back from the dermatologist's office and I'm really botoxicated" or "She's so botoxicated she can't even blink"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.