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An acronym for "You're a Fucking Slut."
Originally derived from "You're a fucking shithead" it has gone through several stages of evolution to reach its classy status. Typically it is used in good fun both on the internet and in real time conversation. You may note how the smooth syllables roll of of the tongue. YAFS can also be used to cause emotional devastation as well. Its dedicated to all those deserving of this title.

1.) "You're a Fucking Slut"
2.) "You're a Fucking Shithead"
3.) go away
4.) hello
5.) Someone who is a fucking slut.
6.) Someone who is a slut in the act of fucking.
1.) You just fucked that hoebag, YAFS!"
2.) YAFS!!! STOP EATING MY STROMBOLLI
3.) Yafs, Charizard is so the best.
4.) Yafs, thats why I fucked you.
5.) Yafs, someone needs to ram a flaming iron spike of acid in your anal cavity you goddamn slut.
6.) You got domed by whats her face, that yafs.
7.) You just got picked up by some yafs... wait thats your mom.
8.) YAFS MOM!!!!!
YAFS by Mertz and Flip March 3, 2005
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YAFS .....:You aint fucking shit.
You said you could handle it but we found out you A YAFS
YAFS by wtf is wrong with people December 16, 2020
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Person 1: do you have the answer to question 5?
Person 2: yes it’s 20.5.
Person 1: thanks yafs!
YAFS by Hola teehee 241 May 5, 2020
A kind of person who does not have any sense of their location or current state. Can often expressing their feelings by constantly taking pictures of them crying.
*cries and takes picture*

"Oh my god, Stop being such a yafsah"
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"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
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1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
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Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
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