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track day bro

Dragging your bro (Male or not) to a motorsport event in which tires are burnt, cones flattened, and reputation earned.

Usually consists of Mazda MX-5 Miatas, Honda Civics, and the occasional Corolla who got lost.
"Track day bro"
"Nah not today"
*Grabs his bro*
"GET IN THE MIATA IT'S TRACK DAY BRO"
track day bro by FlippyLights January 20, 2017

Dog Track Brother-In-Law 

A person who considers it their role to show children how the world really operates.
On the rare occasion that the children are left in the care of a Dog Track Brother-In-Law, he must be reminded that the kids can absolutely not smoke.

bro truck 

A bro truck is basically any truck (SUV's included) with a ridiculously large lift kit and oversized rims. Ridiculously large being a lift that raises the truck so high that it renders the vehicle dangerous to actually offroad. Rear and side windows are plastered with common bro stickers (SRH, Skin, SoCal, KMK, Famous Stars and Straps, Skin) and so forth... These vehicles basically serve as dirt bike transporters and pavement queens. Bro trucks have no real offroad qualities and are laughed at by people who actually offroad their trucks that have legit lifts.
Dude...Five threw a 20" lift on a half ton Silverado. Thats such a bro truck.
bro truck by 6 Pounds Soft June 20, 2006

bro truck 

A lifted truck that an angry, easily irritated white guy with little man's disease drives. Usually has exhaust stacks and monster stickers on it. Drivers of these vehicles drive overly aggressive because they need to be noticed by everybody on the road who could care less about their personal anger issues. Their truck is also always too clean to have been used for any of its truck functions.
That tool in his bro truck just got pulled over for passing 5 cars at once and making oncoming traffic stop to avoid a head on collision.

bro truck 

raised truck driven by "bros"
we threw oranges at the bro trucks last week
bro truck by sbz*holla May 19, 2003

tracy broke turkey 

Lowest point of your life when you prepared to suck dick cause the only thing you can afford is cum.. Cause you getting it free
Homie I'm at the Tracy broke turkey of my life.
Don't try and Tracy broke turkey your way out of this.