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Just Not 

When you are going to say "Just Kidding" and half way through you decide to say "Not" And it ends up coming out as Just Not. accidently impyling you actually mean it..
Wife: Does my butt look big in these jeans?
Husband: Of course! Just not!
Just Not by Mac123 May 13, 2009

Just not 

A group of some dumbass bitches and by some I only mean some. Literally only a third of them actually put effort in the second challenge, fuck you.
“Hey Mel, what’s wrong?”
I just saw a just not member today.”
Just not by Lemon bee July 21, 2022

Just not funny 

A joke that is "just not funny" is a really crap joke that only the person saying it finds funny. It is quite often a dad joke or a joke that is poorly timed and inappropriate for the situation it is said in. It's different than a dry joke in the sense that even the mostist lube couldn't make it wet.

"Just not funny" is also a way of describing a really salty dry person, who could really do with marinating in some moisture.

It can also be used off hand to aggregate people with residing hair lines.
Just not funny by xelA.2 January 3, 2018

its just not cricket 

Australian slang:

Having something that is unjust or just plain wrong done to someone or something.This come from the game of cricket which is regarded as a gentlemans game were fairplay was paramount.
1stperson:Did you see that guy punch that other guy.

2nd person:yeah,its just not cricket.

Dude, she's just not 

you you youuuuu.

Dude, seriously. She's just not into you.
Dude, she's just not
Dude, she's just not by AirAttac September 17, 2021

I want someone to love me like you do just not you. 

Polite way for a girl to keep in your wallet without having to actually shag you.
I want someone to love me like you do just not you. Now when you getting your credit card so I can pay my council tax.