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Potty putter 

The dumbest fucking idea ever invented.
Wife - "Oh honey I bought you the potty putter so you can play a game while taking a nasty shit."
Husband - "you stupid bitch. I already play battle shits!"
Related Words

Tea Potty Ideology 

Tea potty ideology describes the nonsensical extreme and ludicrous positions of the Tea Party aka Tea Baggers such as the repeal of the Amendments 14, 16, and 17 to the US Constitution or arguments that the Consitution does not contain a Separation of Church and State. These feckless leaders are intent on leading the Country into an Idiocracy. Though the movement truly lacks any coherent or unified positions on anything, and much of what they say is not well thought out and is entirely inconsistent, to the extent that there is common ground amongst this diverse group of angry lunatics, this phrase summarizes what they stand for because for the most part it is utter bullshit and should be flushed down the toilet!
The Tea Bagger Candidate for US Senate in Delaware opined and stated her Tea Potty ideology that there is no Separation of Church and State.
Tea Potty Ideology by jmspaesq October 31, 2010

Pittsburgh Potty 

A lonely stand alone toilet that is in an old basement in the corner of a room or laundry area with no walls around it, thus open for anyone to see who enters the basement.
I had to be excused from the family gathering to take a massive windy dump down in the Pittsburgh potty.
Pittsburgh Potty by Lloyd Christmas September 22, 2016
Used to replace "planning" or "scheming"
-an act of formulating a program for a definite course of action.
-invent,or come up with (an idea, plan, explanation, theory, or principle) after a mental effort
-the act or process of drawing up plans or layouts for some project or enterprise.
-the cognitive process of thinking about what you will do in the event of something happening.
"I know that fool's plottin on me... to get me back for what I did to his boy."
plottin by KikBxr May 13, 2006

Dubai Porta Potty 

An Instagram influencer who travels to Dubai to get pooped on by wealthy Arab men for large sums of money.
Seeing that she had no brand deals on Instagram, Yulia concluded the only way the influencer could pay for her trip was by becoming a Dubai Porta Potty.

Giraffe Potty

Something completely random and irrelephant.
Yesterday, I saw a cat on the giraffe potty.