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post office 

Term describing a room, bar, club etc:, that has all men in it.

A room full of men.
1. I went to the bar down the street to try to hook up, but it was a post office so I left.
2. This club is a post office, lets split.
post office by randy December 14, 2004

post office 

a room filled with all men, (all male).

also see sausage factory.
This bar is a post office, lets split.
post office by randy December 14, 2004

post office 

The act of putting a package with a box (i.e. sex)
You can't post office inside of a post office. That's just nasty.
post office by *subject name here* January 11, 2009

Post Office 

Adjective used to describe incredibly dumb or frustrating people similar to dealing with the USPS Post Office.
John tried explaining how smart he was and ended going post office on me, because he was so stupid it's frustrating.
Post Office by kelsiecole January 1, 2021

Post Office IM 

An urgent instant message that takes so long to be responded to that it would be more time efficient to send a response through the post office. More often than not this occurs when the receiving party is actively participating in another activity.
Post Office IM Conversation:
Sender: Hey can you pick me up in the morning and take me to work?
... (30 minutes later) ...
Receiver: Sure!
Post Office IM by Gray84 October 3, 2009

post office party 

Jake: you know, a party that's not a sausage party or a post office--
Anne: post office.. lame?
Jake: post office.. too much MALE
post office party by medaeval February 12, 2004