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When you think you are funny but you are not, and someone slaps the daylight out of you to remind you of that.
"You can suck a dick...hahahahahaha"
"and you can get Aaroned"
Aaroned by Sanky Panky September 29, 2022
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Aaronda is a sunflower of a person and everywhere she goes, she brings joy, happiness, and warmth! She's quite literally the definition of the color yellow. An amazing friend, loyal (probably to a fault), hilarious af, and will hypebeast you no matter what you do or how much like an ogre you look like. She's absolutely gorgeous, she'll blow you back with every picture she sends you! Aaronda has a beautiful singing voice that every church in existence would be blessed by God himself to have her singing among them, she highkey needs to be a known singer, AND she also has super contagious laughter that sounds like the laughter from Count von Count!
Example 1:
"Aaronda is so funny she could do stand-up comedy!"

Example 2:
"There's no friend like Aaronda, she has your back no matter what!"

Example 3:
"Aaronda is SO GOOD with make-up and fashion! I'm so jealous!!"
Aaronda by SardonicPanda September 9, 2019
Joseph was akroned by Mark at DaVincci's Pizza.
Person A: Damn you akroned the shit out of him.
Person B: Yea, you fucked him up, better call an ambulance.
See Also: youtube video "Akron Pizza Beating"
akroned by JerMWarFarE October 10, 2008
(note: Most useful when your boss is named Aaron) a task dictated by your boss, that while not especially time sensitive, the completion of which will buy you about 10 minutes of peace, till the next aarond.
We can head out to lunch when I'm done with this quick aarond.
aarond by Mateo Ferreira July 7, 2010

Aarowned 

When someone gets is defeated in an argument with an intelligent remark, quote, definition, law or fact.
‎"Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers" Article 19 of the UDHR.

This is used when someone claims your opinion is wrong or incorrect. If someone has this brought up, they have been Aarowned.
Aarowned by BarnosBarnos May 1, 2011

Aaroneas 

The type of person you want to avoid seeing at a bar at all costs. You know you have encountered an instance of Aaroneas when every female has disappeared.
I was talking to this girl at the bar, she was totally digging me until she ran out the door at the sight of an Aaroneas.
Aaroneas by Aaroneas September 24, 2012