montie

To start one's car using a screwdriver instead of a key.

My friend had to montie into his car this morning.

montie by ErnieG March 22, 2006

montie

common name for social outcasts. most likely has a pee kink and makes instagram edits

montie: hi
girl: hey
montie: send pee audios
*blocked*

montie by anonymous January 31, 2021

Montie

Code for a sl*t or wh*re with very low morals/standards. Used when revealing a Person's true motives.

Guy 1: Hey man do you think i should hook up with that girl that's been all on me all night Guy 2: No dude, shes a total Montie, she probably has gonorrhea or crabs Guy 1: Damn your right, i just saw her she threw up on some guy..

Montie by DAVVEEEEEE January 7, 2009

Montie

Basically a kid with no dad has 2 siblings thinks he's just the shit is very abusive and has a Mohawk haircut,likes to wear tight pants

You look like a montie

Montie by Sfjfadkdkdjfjfkdjdjdjejsjs December 8, 2018

dirty montie 

Stuffed the shower head with cum while his cat watches

Oh meow dirty Montie

dirty montie by Shower kitties June 9, 2020

Full montie 

Full montie means going all the way, having full sex

My best friend ask her boyfriend if he wanted to go the full montie with her after prom

Full montie by Moi la roi November 28, 2009

Je suis Monte 

French for "I mounted the monster." It is also a meme to make fun of french people who play monster hunter.

Mercian: some one mount the monster.
LE FRENCH DUDE: Je suis Monte!!

Je suis Monte by jaboigin October 29, 2018