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Glow Squid 

The most useless Mob to ever exist literally just a retexture of the normal squid. The glow squid doesn't hypnotize you (google it if you don't believe me), it doesn't actually glow but the texture just doesn't get dark, the only other drop it has besides ink sacs is prismarine shards.
The Glow Squid shouldn't have won the mob vote since it is useless.
Also yes I am salty about the Glow Squid winning and I hope everyone who voted for it regrets it.
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Glow Stick

Shoving a glass rod into a guy's urethra, and snapping it just like a "Glow Stick."
On the Jewish couple's honeymoon they did a Glow Stick, Apon which they said "Mazel Tov."
Glow Stick by Obb Jod April 23, 2017

The glow stick method

When a male sees a big tiddy goth girl in a Dollar Store and gets a noticeable boner. The big tiddy goth girl notices, and winks at the man. The pair go behind the counter and the big tiddy goth girl takes out his boner, but instead of using a DS stylus she wraps both hands around the shaft (one at the top and one at the base) and snaps it in a downwards motion. Then after the snap, comes the vigorous shake.
*bro 1 rubbing his dick
Bro 1: “Yo, my guy, my dick is hurting.”

*bro 2: raises eye brow
Bro 2: “Yo, why’s that?”
Bro 1: “Me and scki did the glow stick method yesterday.”
Bro 2: “ Oh shit bro!”

Glow Stick Dick

When a man breaks his erect dick, spilling blood out giving it a red glow. Like a glow stick.
Phillip: I just broke in my new glow stick dick.
Grant: wtf Phillip.
Glow Stick Dick by Sammy S Stiffy January 21, 2020

Circle glow squid 

A stupid glow squid who likes to cancel his friends on twitter for absolutely no reason
Hey you're circle glow squid? Oh then stop using Twitter.

glow stick war

Large ammounts of people throwing glow sticks in the air. This typically occurs at jam band shows and occurs most heavily durring climactic moments of a song.
The Phish song "Harry Hood" is known for its glow stick wars.
glow stick war by TreePhiend April 26, 2006

Crack a Glow Stick 

After a man ejaculates into his partner’s buttocks or vagina, his partner then holds it inside retaining the warmth. Then at later period of time, the person whom received the ejaculate does a quick split type motion of their legs, reigniting the heat from the ejaculate inside.
"its cold out here, im going to crack a glow stick and warm up"

samantha got so cold that she had to "crack a glow stick"