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The Dirty Ordonez 

A Dirty Ordonez is where you are jealous of a man having sex with a girl you could have had sex with and you walk in on them during sexual intercourse and violently jam one or two fingers up the man's rectum.
That poor bastard Mike...he got The Dirty Ordonez this time.
The Dirty Ordonez by Nick's Fix February 15, 2008

Magglio Ordonez 

The hottest man on earth. Plays for the Detroit Tigers.

Jean Carlos Ordonez 

A very strange kid who is a senior at mcclancy. He likes to rap to Tay-K and YBN Nahmir. His favorite sport is soccer and he likes to touch young men. He hates when he gets back-locked but overall hes a pretty good person.

Kimberly Ordonez 

my love. shes amazingly beautiful, and id do anything to make her happy. i love seeing her smile, and making her laugh. she means everything to me, and i wouldnt give her up for the world.
Kimberly Ordonez by Sam Monte December 6, 2011

Mathew Ordonez 

Mathew Ordonez is the most attractive man in Connecticut and he often hangs out with a group of weirdos but he’s shines the most out of all of them
Mathew Ordonez by Xplovesyou November 23, 2021

Lily Ordoñez 

Literally the definition of so close yet so far this person was so set to become an unpopular emo that still likes MHA but instead hung out with the wrong kind of people who messed her up so bad that they changed almost all of her personality and now 45% of popular kids hate her, 45% of them love her, and 10% don’t know her
Popular kid #1: I hung out with Lily yesterday we had so much fun!
Popular kid #2: Which Lily?
Popular kid #1: Lily Ordoñez

Popular kid #2: The loud one? Shes cringe bro