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Sefuctively 

To seduce one in an extremely promiscuous manner with “fuck me eyes
She came at me so sefuctively I felt like we already had sex right there
Sefuctively by Mason9191 October 8, 2018

Selectively social 

Someone who is uncomfortable socialising with people they don't know. They only talk to a select few people they feel very close to. They hate crowds of strangers.
Taylor is selectively social, she hates people.

selectively permeable membrane 

A hot girl's vagina.
Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.
Guy 1- So did you sleep with Elena in the end?
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!

selectively hot 

any person who looks good in some pictures but in others it really repulsive
Katy Perry is selectively hot
selectively hot by flim flam city October 28, 2008

selectively active

a word invented my myself bout a year ago... its the niecst way or saying you're lazy
- im hungry
- go eat
- food's too far away... i need a butler
- lazy butt
- im not lazy..... im selectively active
selectively active by Dean December 4, 2004

Selectively Shomer 

A Jew who is only shomer with Certain people and at Certain times.

Someone who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons, however when a hottie wants to hook up, they make an exception.
My friend Shifra, told me she was shomer but I saw her touch Dovid the other day so I guess she’s Selectively Shomer.

-or-

Person 1: her Rivka wanna hook up on the next Shabbaton?
Rivka: no I’m shomer

Person 2: hey Rivka wanna hook up on the The next Shabbaton?
Rivka: omfg of course babe

Person 1: What? I thought you were shomer?!?

Rivka: haha no I’mSelectively Shomer!