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Haddonfield 

A really small white small suburban town in southern new jersey, 5-10 minutes from philadelphia. A good place to raise a family, but be careful because you're kids will end up becoming drama king and queens if your stupid. It is run by a corrupt mayor and cops that really don't want to fight crime. They just want to bust small high school parties that suck anyway. The high school is very good but full of small minded people. Good place to grow up, but get the fuck out as soon as you can because you will end up staying here your whole life, paying high taxes for nothing. Haddonfield sucks.
You're from Haddonfield? Damn that sucks, you're out of touch with the real world.
Haddonfield by PunkRock May 13, 2013
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Haddonfield 

A town in NJ where drivers are slow as fuck.
Did you see those haddonfield drivers? They made me late to work!
Haddonfield by JHan216 August 16, 2008

Haddonfield 

an amazing town that yeah is really good at sports. not all of us are rich only a few. all of other peoples stereotypes are wrong and messed up. the definitions that say bad stuff happened maybe once in a lifetime and are all written by jealous annoying people from other towns so yeah Haddonfield is awesome and rocks everyones socks.
-Haddonfield?
-uhh chahhh...
-oh yeah i know that place.. it rocks and so does everyone in it! i wish i lived there
-i know everyone does

Haddonfield 

A town in Southern New Jersey. Where the people are better than everyone else. They win everything and all succeed and go to colleges. All the kids smoke that dank sour halloween haze and drink harder than any other town. AND we still are better than you. Sip that purp all day smoke that diesel and get that money. 98.5 percent of the town blows that dank and the other 2.5 get that collingswood brown shit.
"damn you just drank a bottle of vodka and a 30, you must be from Haddonfield."
Haddonfield by Honor Student 420 September 20, 2009

Haddonfield 

Woah, Haddonfield be dank

Haddonfield 

A little down in South Jersey where stealing bikes is kinda normal. The middle schoolers are wild little guys but more likable than highschoolers. The high school is so stereotypical it’s sad. They think they’re better than other towns because some of them are rich, but other towns don’t really get their lacrosse team banned for shouting racist slurs so it’s fine. There is literally no discipline in Haddonfield whatsoever and everyone does whatever they want. The cops do about as much as the adults that are supposed to be responsible. They just watch from afar and do nothing.
A bunch of Haddonfield kids got busted for vandalizing the Haddon Township bleachers.
Haddonfield by skunchifier October 8, 2018