.MoNDaY 

-An excruciatingly long unit of time
-Another way to say never.

This originated by a Playboi Carti tweet, only saying: “.MoNDaY”. To most fans expectations, nothing has happened on Monday.

Joe: yo man, my ex asked me when we were getting together, I said: ‘.MoNDaY’
Tony: Damn, That’s Cold!

.MoNDaY by efy2 April 24, 2020

Monday 

The day kids dread going back to the hell hole called school

Tomorrows Monday!
Nooooo not the hell hole!}

Monday by Levi........ January 19, 2019

Monday 

The most painful day of the week.

Mon: Son, wake up! It's Monday!

Monday by jkferfnerwsdcijaoifjerfujqefiu April 3, 2015

Monday 

The worst fucking day of the week. It should go crawl in a corner and kill itself.

Fuck! It's monday..

Monday by The What Race Am I? Guy March 28, 2015

monday 

The biggest waste, of exactly one seventh of your life.

oh crap, tomorrow is MONDAY!!!

monday by Eric Gardner December 27, 2007

Monday 

The world's way of telling us, "Here, take this you little bitch."

Tyler: "It's Monday."
George: "Kill me."

Monday by BWallenstein November 2, 2010

monday 

The reason Sunday's suck.

Monday...rarely are they worth noting.

monday by Jakabones August 26, 2006