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Ok ok hear me out: there's "yeet," and then "yote" is the past tense of "yeet" (to have yeeted)-- so what does that make "Yoted"??? "Yeet-eeted"?!?!?
Person 1: Ahhh shit man, that dude livin down the street yoted me the other day!
Person 2: tf??? what the hell does that mean?
Person 1: the man YEETEETED me.
Person 2: ???
Yoted by Yodel-Ay-Yodel-Ay-YEET-YOTE November 21, 2017
Related Words
Yoxed yoked YOTED Yoed yoked up yoned Yoxer yoxet yoied Yosed

yoked thumbs 

The ability to over-tighten small screw down items such as soda bottles and speakers terminals.

Also the ability to pinch with excessive force.
"No I can't open the soda, you got it to tight with your yoked thumbs!"
yoked thumbs by Nathan R. Butler February 16, 2009
There is the past tense of yeet, yote. Past tense is all good and shit but if you’re going to go all out; the past past tense is for you. Yoted would be the past tense of yote and is commonly used by extreme intellects and the like. It can even be used by dinosaurs.
Albert Einstein: “I just yoted”.
Neil DeGrasse Tyson: “same man”.
yoted by bimbob May 7, 2018

If you yeet something that has been yoted the yeet god's will help you 

This sentence belongs to Mr.Beast. He has a YouTube channel and he is pewdiepies biggest supporter and has been noticed by pewdiepie countless times. He spends a lot of his money donating to pewdiepie.
"if you yeet something that has been yoted the yeet god's will help you" Chris

Yoedhzer 

Strange and unique name, only given to unique bitches. If one of your friends has this name, don't let them go, appreciate her ass. The most realist bitch in the fkn world. Super fkn GORGEOUS, boys be lining up to date her. Always on your side no matter what. But most importantly, always help with your homework. In conclusion, she is fkn perfect, even Urban Dictionary can't even define how perfect she is!
Boy: OMG! YOEDHZER HELPED ME WITH MY HOMEWORK!
Boy 2: HOW FKN LUCKY ARE YOU!!
Boy 3: She is so perfect, OMG.
well muscled; powerfully built.
Gosh, that Shaq is yoked!
yoked by charlie January 24, 2003