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When an exceptionally massive turd crests out of the water, like a humpback whale.

Similar to a "periscope" (where the end of the turd will stick straight up out of the water).

Both of which, really really stink.
"Holy sh-t, I breached, I thought I was gonna die in there."
Breach by h.karl February 20, 2010
He breached his contract with the team by participating in a rigorous offseason volleyball season.
Breach by Diggity Monkeez February 23, 2005
when at least 40% of your finger rips through toilet paper while wiping
Toilet paper may breach during the process of wiping oneself.
breach by DJ Huda January 1, 2012
When something was working out okay, and stopped working, a relationship was broken or a breach occured. When a relationship was never a good one to begin with, and both parties knew they didn't get along to begin, no breach took place since there was nothing working previously to break down.
Two people that didn't agree in the first place don't break any agreement since they never agreed on anything. There was no agreement to breach.
Breach by Solid Mantis January 24, 2018
1: When an aquatic animal, especially a large one, jumps out of the water

2: To physically or figuratively break through a surface or barrier

3: To violate social, legal, and or societal rules and expectations about behavior
Great White Sharks often breach in order to catch seals.
Breach by Vanguard 1998 March 5, 2023
When your finger (s) break (s) through the toilet paper while wiping your ass.
There was only one scrap of toilet paper left and sure enough, I experienced a breach while wiping.
Breach by bellyonyoback March 18, 2008