Ten'd 

Having your mental state altered by a (possibly illegal) substance in order to reach a 10/10, or 100%, state of elation. Pronounced "tend". Also seen as 10'd

Guy #1: "Dude, that 2 gram brownie was intense."
Guy #2: "Fuck yeah it was, it got me ten'd"

Ten'd by CoreyintheHouse March 2, 2014

I D ten T 

Idiot.

Man you are a memebr of the I D ten T fraternity aren't you?

I D ten T by wellwhaddayaknow October 3, 2008

Ten Pound D 

This common practice in shared seating situations, such as on buses and subways, occurs most often when men tend to take up more than their fair share of the seat with legs spread wide, giving off the impression that they have to account for the space of a ten pound dick.

I was riding the H4 this morning, and I only had a 1/4 of a seat because I was sitting next to a ten pound d.

Ten Pound D by TenPoundDSpotter February 8, 2013

ten-dollar word 

Using large, difficult words that most people will not understand. Makes you look like an elitist prick that wants to flaunt your advanced intelligence or vocabulary.

"So I told the rather rubicund fellow that I would not forbear his facetious predilection, and that I would extirpate him if he persisted. However I refrained from the notion because I desiderated copulation with his girlfriend."

Said without ten-dollar words:

"So I told the red-faced bastard that I wasn't gonna put up with his sarcastic attitude, and I was gonna kill 'em if he didn't stop. But I decided not to 'cuz I wanted to bang his girlfriend.

ten-dollar word by jumpinthefire October 29, 2007

and then I found ten dollars! 

A tag line to add to the end of boring, stupid, or otherwise crappy stories. Amount of money should fluctuate proportional to the level of crappiness

...so the whole time we had been standing in the band room, and I kept thinking, "Wow, I really love band", uhh... and then, I found TEN dollars!!!

and then I found ten dollars! by stevie September 19, 2003

ten dogs down

Suffering really painful bad luck.

Overslept the job interview, the fridge shit the bed during the night so I got no food left, and the big screen tv blew the tube - it's not even noon and I'm already ten dogs down.

ten dogs down by Killer Rabbit July 1, 2006

Ten dick pterodactyl 

Having to pee like a mother f#cker

I have to pee like a ten dick pterodactyl

Ten dick pterodactyl by Little oz June 17, 2018