Kennified

When a person destroys and ruins something when they touch it, usually a very messy person.

When he touched his truck it was kennified!

Kennified by Stevens05 July 22, 2018

Pat Kennedied 

To get fucked up on a combination of prescription pills and alcohol and then attempt to drive, write legislation or go to work as if you weren’t fucked up.

Pat, why aren’t you at work? I’m watching the Price is Right ‘cause I got Pat Kennedied and they wouldn’t let me operate the bulldozer at work today.

Pat Kennedied by Chelsea Bucketheads January 10, 2008

Kennedied 

When a person, business, or idea is prematurely killed prior to being fully realized. This creates a positive memory that may inflate the actual objective worth of the person, business, or idea. See: President Kennedy.

I keep thinking about how perfect this girl was, but we only dated for a month. I might have Kennedied her.

Kennedied by Zach Conine January 6, 2015

Kenniffering 

When two people are so madly in love that they start kissing whenever possible

Kenny and Jennifer are Kenniffering; they are kissing and smooching madly.

Kenniffering by Hairyberry1234566789 July 21, 2022

Kennied 

When someone, or a group of people have taken or used the drug "ketamine" they say they was proper kennied.

I was kennied last night me !!

I couldn't even walk I was that kennied

Kennied by Rourkie December 23, 2022

Kennied 

to be ditched; disappearing without warning

she was totally Kennied
or
that boy totally kennied her

Kennied by Brianardo December 9, 2008

kinkified 

Turning anything non erotic into something kinky.

Bob totally kinkified those mashed potatoes when he ate them off my breasts.

kinkified by bobsgirl February 11, 2015