Projestinate 

To delay or avoid doing an act when requested until there is no longer a need for it to be done. To projestinate is to delay so badly that it is a jest.

“I am not going to do that, I am just going to projestinate”

Projestinate by Doofus Rick June 22, 2018

Procrestinate

To brush your teeth thoroughly the minute before you leave to see your dentist.

Jennifer procrestinates when it comes to seeing her dentist, so she always ends up brushing her teeth several times the minute she has to leave.

Procrestinate by Cane Corso July 19, 2011

prodastinate 

v. to procrastinate by doing productive activities completely unrelated to the task at hand

Before a big test, I typically prodastinate by doing laundry and cleaning my desk.

prodastinate by Perdiccas October 31, 2012

profastinated 

Delaying professional work of an important nature by doing other more mundane, yet professional work. Other forms of the word include profastination, profastinate.

I really didn't want to start that report, so I profastinated by checking my email and organizing my desk.

profastinated by Bruhaha January 28, 2008

procastinate 

To waste time convincing somebody that they have to get a cast put on their broken limb.

Ortho Doc 1: It took me 10 minutes to convince that dude he needed a cast and couldn't go home with just an elastic bandage and crutches!

Ortho Doc 2: Yeah, sometimes ya just gotta procastinate with these guys. Part of the job.

procastinate by brainyuck July 17, 2011

progastinate 

The act of putting off getting gas for your vehicle or waiting for the price of gas to go down only to find out when you do go to get gas the price has risen.

I should of got gas this morning before I went to work.I progastinated and the price jumped .50 cents after work.

progastinate by Freonman November 13, 2011

protestimate

When you intentionally provide an inflated estimate for a task because you really don't want to do it and you're hoping it will be a non-starter due to it's perceived size/cost/duration.

The software engineer provided an 18-month protestimate to product management for the new architecture that would've replaced much of his previous work.

protestimate by Spicy B November 6, 2017