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nasal blasm 

A Nasal Blasm is when you are about to sneeze, and someone says or does something that makes you look up and accidentally sneeze directly into their face.
Bob- "Hey, Bill"

Bill- ::startled sneeze in Bob's facehole::
Bill- "...Sorry about the nasal blasm, dude. Did you want something?"

Bob- "...Maybe a tissue and a bottle of bleach."
nasal blasm by LMichelle January 3, 2013
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blameshift 

In retaliation, during an arguement, to twist the facts to actually shift the blame to the other person.
John always manages to blameshift when ever we argue.
blameshift by John's mom February 25, 2006

blamegmc 

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Blame Pence

A phrase to help people deal with their life problems by creating a scapegoat out of Pence.
Person 1: "My hamster died today :("
Person 2 (a blamer): "Dude, blame pence for it!"
Blame Pence by The Blamed One February 18, 2020

An otherwise blameless life 

Spending one's time rubbing elbows with dictators, lobbying on behalf of large corporations, backstabbing business partners, colluding with Russians, and generally being a shady sonuvagun.

First used by Judge T.S. Ellis in his explanation for his sentencing of Paul Manafort.
Paul Manafort should only go to jail for 47 months for his crimes which carry a maximum sentence in the decades because he has led an otherwise blameless life.