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Flowbeephobic 

a person who refuses or is unable to receive a haircut from a Flowbee Haircutting System.
Collin is very Flowbeephobic, especially when it comes to getting his hair cut by vacuum.
Flowbeephobic by BoboJones May 16, 2011
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Verb, to be flowbeed: to receive a bad, at home, haircut. In reference to the 1970’s at home hair cutting system.
My wife gave me her first haircut last night. I’ve been flowbeed.
flowbee by Daddyrat April 29, 2020
A sex act where someone trims your pubic hair while performing fellatio
Yeah bro, she gave me a flowbee
Flowbee by thepotslayer May 5, 2023

reverse flowbee 

The act of sneaking closely up behind someone and exhaling a deep breath of hot air into their hair. Usually done to a coworker in an office environment but also appropriate in situations where there are people to witness the act.
Bill just rolled over to Josh and gave him a reverse flowbee.
reverse flowbee by Flying Bacon March 23, 2017
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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