Chronic Masturbation 

A saying in The Walking Dead telltale game

You guys know i im here?
Chronic Masturbation!

Chronic Masturbation by Bitter Bleach May 28, 2019

chronic masturbation 

The ritualistic abuse of ones private parts. Prefering self pleasurement over actual intercourse. Foresaking all others over his personal desires. I.E. is willing to masturbate whenever and wherever said person (male or female), is at the specific moment and time.
(see- sexy loser)

Kid #1: "... Damnit Eric! You don't do that in the ball pit at McDonald's!!!"
Kid #2: "Screw you, cumchugger!!" FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP...

chronic masturbation by Supermanchild January 2, 2004

Chronic Masturbation 

Someone who cannot stop masturbating

Julie could not stop playing with her toes, Julie was suffering from chronic masturbation.

Chronic Masturbation by Pigfucker9001 June 7, 2018

chronic masturbation 

Masturbating frequently everyday, more than 5 times a week.

Honey, I would swear our son is suffering from chronic masturbation. All you ever hear from him these days are slight moans and the sound of pants being unzipped

chronic masturbation by Omukae April 9, 2010

chronic masturbation 

Weed Induced Masturbation.

Toke up, get horny. CHRONIC MASTURBATION INITIATED

chronic masturbation by DonaldDuck9 February 12, 2010

Chronic Masturbation 

When you are a socially inep involuntarily celibate due to poor dating and social skills, and sees porn every day and leaving cum stains everywhere in your house nonstop, as a way to cope with loneliness. Never goes out, doesn't exercise nor does improve social skills, and yet this special type of breeds can usually be found moderating around Discord, Tumblr, and Reddit as power-hungry mods or working remotely in a part-time job as a twitter moderator.

Jerry never finds a way to prevent chronic masturbation. He clearly didn't recover after getting rejected by Stacy for not being himself a Chad, as he believes.

Chronic Masturbation by TheKamikazeMonkeys February 27, 2023

Cronic Masturbation 

1. A condition that slowly causes you to die due to masturbating nonstop for weeks or even months on end.

2. The act of masturbating with weed or other incriminating items stuffed between your hand and you penis.

That kid Zach is a victim of cronic masturbation because he cant make it through the school day without jacking-off.

Cronic Masturbation by Vengefulsorrow January 20, 2009