Therapist 

word often mistaken as 'the rapist' by Sean Connery when playing celebrity jeopardy.

I'll take the rapist for 500

Therapist by Chase C June 6, 2005

Therapist 

Someone who impersonates a therapist for personal gain.

People come to me with their problems thinking I'm a therapist, nah bitch I'm the rapist.

Therapist by OnMyMamaCuh2oh9 March 16, 2021

therapist 

someone who says they'll help you bye talking to you, you tell them your deepest secrets and they silently judge you

go see a therapist.

therapist by Br34kf45t November 13, 2018

Therapist 

A guy who can't help EVERYBODY...

Client-I eat people.
Therapist-How does that make you feel?

Therapist by Skelectory April 8, 2009

Therapist 

That weird lady that sits there and pretends that she knows what's going on in my life

I have to visit my therapist.. what a poser

Therapist by Sambrown November 12, 2015

therapist 

Someone you pay $100 an hour to fuck with your psyche.

My therapist tried to blame my parents for all my troubles.

therapist by javaturtle January 13, 2004

Therapist 

Someone you go to when you have too much money and need to get rid of it.

I had 100$ laying around so I decided to go to a therapist and get yelled at for an hour.

Therapist by Zazzy&TheDankos January 5, 2018