Mofed 

when Mo fucks up in only a way that Mo can fuck up

Shivani: Why are you mad at Mo?
Josie: He crashed the motorcycle in thailand and had to pay for it
Shivani: Oh he really mofed up this time

Josie: I'm so mad

Shivani: What's wrong?
Josie: Look at these screen shots
Shivani: Oh wow he really mofed up this time
Josie **heavily sighs**

Mofed by sofaritsak February 8, 2019

i moved 

when you fall for the bullshit on stan twitter

girl 1: omg ariana releasing a new album tonight

girl 2: i moved

i moved by stxrrmochi March 1, 2021

Moved to the Hudson 

Disappeared, presumed permanently missing. Dedicated to anyone in the Tri-State area who ends up offending someone and ends up sunk in the Hudson River.

I haven't seen Vito lately, I think he moved to the Hudson.

Moved to the Hudson by PsychoPuppyDad July 15, 2009

nobody moved 

this is what you say when you see bullshit on your stan twitter timeline

“OH MY GOD BILLIE AND ARIANA ARE COLLABING”
“nobody moved💀”

nobody moved by clarioscheerios1338 October 14, 2020

Moked Out 

I dont know who uses the word moked referring to drugs. getting moked means your getting done foul. if you got jumped real bad are aired out (shot up) they'd say you got moked out.

Perfect example, in the words of the late, great, notorious Biggie Smalls: "the nigga just got moked out like that, man" (Biggie Smalls - "MISS U")

Moked Out by Gauk July 15, 2019

Dirty Moped 

Someone you have sex with that is not only unattractive or obese but smells or is sweaty. A fun ride in the sack nonetheless, that is until your friends find out.

'Oh gross that dirty moped smells. I would still give it to her though, but no one must ever know of this"

Dirty Moped by The Firezombie August 19, 2007

J'moked 

To "get got" or bested in a surprising manner.

Person A: "Aw man Barry totally faked me out in basketball today . . . I got J'moked"

J'moked by Jonsanfran March 1, 2021