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whorekward 

That moment between yourself and a whore where you both know what's going on but don't quite want to speak the obvious so you both give eachother whorekward glances.
You're in the middle of heated and dirty sex and something..unusual happens. You try to deny it. She tries to deny it. You both know it happend. Both are embarrased. This is officially...WHOREKWARD
whorekward by Bazwalt August 5, 2012
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whoretard 

A girl, typically brunette, who acts retardedly in front of mass audiences, thus making her a whore for being retarded.
Dude, I think kaileys mentally challenged.

Nahh bro shes just a whoretard.
whoretard by jiggalooo December 3, 2011

whoretardmeanie 

whoretardmeanie (Adj)

a person place or thing that is all of the following

1) Whore
2) Tard
3) Meanie


Jake and Connery and both whoretardmeanie and like to get in whoretardmeanie fights
whoretardmeanie by whoretardmeanie February 10, 2009

Whoreboard 

A combination of the 2 words, "Scoreboard" and "Whore", which is used to depict a tally of the number of people within your immediate location (i.e. in the same room, in the same bar) with whom you've had sexual relations.
"Aggie and Tracy just walked in. My whoreboard is at 2!"

"I'm scared to go to my high school reunion because my whoreboard will be around 15."

"I was at City Tavern on a date with Travis. My ex-boyfriend was bar tending, and last weekend's fling was also at the bar. Whoreboard - 3."
Whoreboard by MeanJoeFunStory March 17, 2014

Whoretard 

-"My girlfriend just slept with my brother, thinking it was me"
-"What a whoretard."
Whoretard by asust3k August 2, 2008

whoretard 

A retarded whore. A female who constantly gives it up to any man who tries to get it. She stupidly believes his blatant lies, and continues to be used. After she gets dumped, she moves on to repeat the cycle. She never learns, and spends her life getting used.

Often, the whoretard is also stupid and ghetto.
That whoretard Janel never learns. She spent 10 months trying to steal a married man and got dumped when his wife found out about her. The whoretard is still trying to get him back, making an ass of herself on myspace.

whoretard 

A person, usually female, who is termed "easy" and still doesn't have the sense God gave a rock
Molly: Did you see the girl on Maury who tested twenty men and still didn't find her baby daddy?
Amy: What a whoretard!
whoretard by Humresdir May 5, 2011