spasticity 

verb.
ability to be spastic

"due to his utter spasticity"

"your spasticity is unpresidented"

spasticity by d. ace April 5, 2008

spasticity 

A unit of measurement to gauge how much of a Spaz someone is.

My cousin has a high Spasticity level He has a habit of Spazing out and breaking things.

spasticity by Mojofingers February 5, 2022

spasticated 

1.) A dismissive for appearing out of touch, behind the times, or slow.
2.) To be stupid, retarded or mentally challenged.

Ali G: "I iz actually spasticated"
Mate: "What are you fucken spasticated or sunnin?"

spasticated by rainey06au August 28, 2005

Spasticated 

Drunk beyond belief, so much so that you resemble a 'spastic'

I was spasticated on Friday after a cheeky Nandos and 12 shots of booka

Spasticated by London-ledge March 25, 2016

spasticated monkey 

meaning a person or individual acting very strange or studip. Someone being like a monkey of its brain.

Does he always act like this? "No he's just being a spasticated monkey".

spasticated monkey by dylberto32 August 21, 2009

Spasticky 

A word that i said

My goldfish is spasticky

Spasticky by CrazyRabbit18 September 29, 2019

The spasticated monkey 

it is the art of applying wax to the hair of the arm pits of someone (subject can be asleep, or awake), and ripping it off while sticking a lit cigarette up the nose.

" Gary got the spasticated monkey again last night, he was a right tool".

The spasticated monkey by Bobmonkhouse1000 June 3, 2009