claybay 

On the exterior a claybay appears aloof, handsome from afar. This is when he is a "clay". A claybay however takes shape in the intimacy of the afternoon, beneath crumpled sheets and on the stove of a frying egg. He is gentle, kind, annoying, and smart. He is claybay. Handsome from afar, handsome from behind, handsome from the side, god's gift dead center.

"Did you just knock over all of the dishes in a charming manner and accidentally smack me in the boob?"
"Yes, tehee"
"ooooooo Claybay!!!"

claybay by cdbc May 20, 2018

claybagging 

the act of penetrating a bodily oriface through clothing.

Joe, the cook at my work, tries claybagging me every time i walk through the kitchen.

claybagging by hotassets November 23, 2007

claybaited

The act of physically harming an individual while the individual is under the influence of alcohol.

Tom was punched in his head a couple times by his friend Tim. Joe comes over and says "hey Tom, You got claybaited the other night by Tim".

claybaited by onyxxxx January 8, 2011

Claybating 

Masturbating to the thought, image, or works of 19th century American politician Henry Clay

Guy 1: Man I just read a History book and I have the massive urge to masturbate to Henry Clay

Guy 2: You mean you're going to Claybate?

Guy1: Ya dude I love Claybating!

Claybating by neman November 21, 2010

Clayby mama 

Based on the conception of Clay Aiken's first child, it is where a female friend of a homosexual male is artificially inseminated with his sperm and gives birth to his child for him.

"I don't care if Rufus Wainwright is gay, I'd still be his Clayby mama!"

Clayby mama by BonnieBlu January 13, 2009

Clayboy 

bisexual male joker who is very high functioning while enjoying nothing more than to manipulate, steal, tell blatant lies, prey on the weak minded, claims to be a "collector" for others but only a collector of "others" shit he has stolen, loves to have sex on the regular with GUY/GIRL, dials up the laws 100% of the time and stashes all evidence in his ass or on internet backedup cellphone

You contact the police soo much that it reminds me of a CLAYBOY.
Quick look....that worthless CLAYBOY is stealing everyones shit!!

Clayboy by 5432..#1WinnerOfGames March 7, 2019

clayday 

When you have a clay poo and you run out of toilet paper before you're done wiping.

Clayday! Clayday! Clayday! I'm out of toilet paper!

clayday by themustardtiger January 7, 2011