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Mud Whale 

Typically a bloated RWD rally car with an $80 sticker running at the tail end of an ARA rally.
I'd rather be a Mud Whale than a Dirtfish.
Mud Whale by Mud Whale wrangler September 10, 2021

Mud whale 

When you’re in the prone bone position and your significant other arches their back and releases a bowel movement on your penis as you or they ejaculate
Do you think Angela has ever given a guy the mud whale?

whale in a mud puddle 

When a woman is wearing jeans that are so tight her fat is pouring out over them.
Eww! Look at that lady, she is like a whale in a mud puddle!
whale in a mud puddle by Peanut77 December 11, 2011

Whale in a mud puddle 

People that are so big that they shouldn't be swimming. Especially in a tiny lake!
Look how much space she is taking up, there is hardly any room to swim, she is such a whale in a mud puddle!
Whale in a mud puddle by Peanut77 December 11, 2011

Whale in a mud puddle 

When someone is wearing clothing that is too tight and their fat is pouring out over it. (They don't fit).
I was at the pool with my friend, we thought this lady was topless because we couldn't see any strings to her suit. It turned out they were under her fat. She was a whale in a mud puddle.
Whale in a mud puddle by Lexy7 August 23, 2011
A fat chick, usually a bitch, who dates a black man for his dick.
Lily: Oh god, Emily is such a mudwhale. Her cellulite is showing from the bottom of her shorts.
Megan: Gross! I know. She's only dating him for his dick.
Mudwhale by gallowsC4L1BR4TOR October 13, 2011