When you’re in the prone bone position and your significant other arches their back and releases a bowel movement on your penis as you or they ejaculate
When someone is wearingclothing that is too tight and their fat is pouring out over it. (They don't fit).
I was at the pool with my friend, we thought this lady was topless because we couldn't see any strings to her suit. It turned out they were under her fat. She was a whale in a mud puddle.
Lily: Oh god, Emily is such a mudwhale. Her cellulite is showing from the bottom of her shorts.
Megan: Gross! I know. She's only dating him for his dick.