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Jammed Gun 

When you have a kidney stone and can't ejaculate.
"Hey tom when was the last time you jacked off?"
"I haven't been able to for weeks I got a jammed gun"
Jammed Gun by Kkk with one black guy December 21, 2016
Related Words

Pearl Jammed 

When one is listening to a Pearl Jam song or is merely reminded of one of their songs, and is unable to get said song and/or Eddie Vedder's voice out of their head. This state can last anywhere from a few minutes to several weeks, depending on which Pearl Jam song it is.

Note: This is also applicable to any song from Temple of the Dog, especially Hunger Strike.
Ex. 1

Broface 1: "Dude, why do you keep humming Evenflow?"

Broseph 2: Playing air guitar in the middle of a crowed department store, "My bad bra, I heard it on the radio earlier today and ever since then I have been Pearl Jammed by it."

Ex. 2

Brobarian 1 : "Anna Nicole's mama said that I won't wanna see Anna fall down again. And the wizard . . ."

Brobot 2: Interrupts " Dude, are you singing the misheard lyrics of Yellow Ledbetter?"

Brobarian 1: “Yeah, it has been Pear Jammed in my head for like 3 1/2 years now. I've been seeking professional council for it."
Pearl Jammed by JDMGio February 10, 2010

jammed up 

When you get busted by the cops or the feds and they decide to press charges.
Throw those rocks nigga! I ain't tryin to get jammed up son!
jammed up by nunya October 17, 2004

Lamby Jammies 

Lamby jammies are when you're wearing something extremely comfortable pajamas, but they expose a lot on your body. Lamby jammies are worn at the worse times, like when an unexpected guess enters your house and sees you in your short shorts and croptop. Lamby jammies are worn in the worst times possible, therefore you *sheepishly* want to go through a hole and die.
"Go get some breakfast downstairs," said Ellie.

"Are you kidding?! My friends just entered the house! I don't want to be seen in my lamby jammies," I said.

"Whatever." Ellie replied.

splorched my jammies 

when you uh... *splorch* in your jammies :|
stella: vinnie tell us a story
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...

nut in my jammies

you’re so excited, you cant compose yourself
yeehaw😎
“omg jenni, ur making me nut in my jammies
nut in my jammies by nutinmyjammies February 25, 2019