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Real name is normally Michele (one 'L'). Biggest bitch you'll ever meet. Looks to deceive. Is nice to face but talk behind back constantly. You can call her Jeffery dahmer because she'll eat your heart out. Manish looking. Looks resembling sea hag, elephants asshole, or a dolphins penis. Pathological lair. Horrible mother. Conceited to the fullest extent. Puts on show but is the biggest pussy. Will stab you in the back at time never expected.
Person 1: My best friend just screwed up my whole life.

Person 2: She sounds like a bitchele.
bitchele by oreogirl June 18, 2015
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The Australian cult leader of Chase Atlantic, this man does not know how to speak clearly. And often uses “yuh” is every sentence, he also often speaks about his dick.
Person 1: “have you heard the song devilish?”

Person 2: “no not really, I couldn’t understand what Bitchel was saying”
Bitchel by Saxgod July 20, 2019
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Bitchless 

Bitchless(derogatory)
Adjective
1. The state of having 7,926,327,890 people living on the same planet as you yes having absolutely zero bitches

2. A sad state of being constantly made fun of in the group chat for not having bitches

3. Being Spidey.
"I can't believe it, I'm officially bitchless."

"You're giving Spidey a run for his money."
Bitchless by Swædoughnim February 14, 2022

Eternally Bitchless

The incapability to bag any females at all. Forever unable to communicate effectively with a person of the opposite gender.
Tim can't bag no girls, he's eternally bitchless.
Eternally Bitchless by mahcy February 16, 2022

bitchlessness 

The state of bitchless; having no bitches whatsoever. This is a deadly virus that occurs in 1 in 3 people over the age of 18. The first signs of bitchlessness can arise during the puberty stage and if not treated by hitting the gym and chasing a bag, it can carry on to the adult life or even worse, become chronic.
Chad: Damn bruh how you still a virgin, I got like 12 bodies and 50 matches on Tinder.
Joshua: I was just diagnosed with chronic bitchlessness, I knew I should've touched some grass when I had the chance.
bitchlessness by The Warriorz August 2, 2021

Bitchless 

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Come on now, don't be bitchless
Bitchless by Not Bitchless March 26, 2022

Bitchless Behavior Syndrome 

It is a condition wherein a person has envious and wishful yet hopeless behavior with regards to romance-related topics and media. It is accompanied by a mix of romantic excitement and dread from the reality of the person's current romantic situation.

It is often caused by said person, who has romantic desires, lacking bitches or any form of romantic love in the present time. Failure to successfully enter a romantic relationship, either due to wasting the opportunity to do so or being scared to make the first move, may also lead to said behavior.

Not to be mistaken with horniness, it oftentimes manifests with non-malicious intent and manner.

BBS may vary in its symptoms and severity from person to person. The most prevalent behavioral change is with the person always wishing to experience couple-related activities, such as holding hands, cuddling, playing together, or spending time together. Said wishes may either be generalized or targeted to a certain someone, fictional or not.

Other symptoms include but is not limited to:
- jealousy of couples that have a successful and happy relationship
- randomly sending flirtatious messages and/or memes in the middle of conversations
- sending material depicting intimate activities with the caption "me with who" or "when will I also experience such"
- fantasizing situations that place them in a happy and wholesome relationship
- depression upon the sight of seeing couple-related activities
Person 1: "you remember that time when Shinobino was fantasizing dating Inaka?"
Person 2: "what a fucking simp! he has Bitchless Behavior Syndrome, fr"