Shvitzer 

(Yiddish/Slang) A Braggart. A person who always reminds you how "well connected" and "educated" they are. They want you to know they are a high achiever and well off.

Sir Samuel reminded me he knows the Mayor personally and that he'll be at the Senators private party next week. The week afterwards he golfs with his Congressman. What a Shvitzer!

Shvitzer by Kingpin3 November 3, 2011

Shvitzer 

(Yiddish/Slang) A Braggart. A silly person who always has to prove he's a "big shot", important or rich.

Sidney keeps talking about the Crystal Chandelier in his bathroom and his Shiny New Cadillac in his driveway. What a Shvitzer!

Shvitzer by Kingpin3 November 3, 2011

Shitzer Spritzer 

When you take a dump and it causes toilet water to splash up your rectum

"Whoa, that dump I took this morning caused a shitzer spritzer!"

Shitzer Spritzer by hydro dumper October 7, 2009

shwitzer 

the act of masturbating in seltzer water and passing it as alka seltzer

man, I just made friend a shwitzer and he downed it

shwitzer by Joseph Wiener October 20, 2007

svitzer

It is the word used to describe hot irritability of one's pubic region due to severe thrusting of pelvic regions. It can also be substituted to describe any sort of irritable situation. The term is in fact only acceptable 99.9% worldwide. The small nation of J Drury in southern Sydney, Australia resent it; they even refuse to acknowledge its existence

F**K I'm svitzing like a svitzer in this svitzer!

or

Dr. Hankle : oh bother, i am wearing a wetsuit and a rather dashing lasse has walked past...oh dear....by SVITZER this sucks!

svitzer by Dr. Cornwallas March 11, 2008

shvitzel 

deragatory term for a person of Jewish decent. Comes from the greek shvitz which means cheap and or stingy.

Don't ask Evan he is a cheap shvitzel, he won't give you a dime.

shvitzel by kingscoopin May 17, 2008

Shitzer 

Taking shower after taking a shit, an environmentally friendly procedure since the use of toilet paper will be eliminated.

Frat brother 1: Yo Chad hurry up we're going to be late for your initiation.
Frat brother 2: No worries bro he's coming out right after taking a shitzer.

Shitzer by James McGlennen August 25, 2007