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Negotion 

Ne-GO-Shun
A noun-form of negotiate. In this form, negotion is used as an object-word. The thing you bring to the negotiating table, for example.

Etymology: This malapropos is most likely the slur of Negotiation and Notion. This word was likely created somewhere in the American Mid-West states.
“My negotion is that I will no longer demand donuts at staff meetings if you will stop throwing pens at me. That’s fair, right?”
Negotion by BrarbaCuttingham November 7, 2011
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Negrotion 

Today, I saw a family of black people move. It was like a negrotion.
Negrotion by Fancygirl101 August 12, 2009

negotiomitation

Engaging in numerous and simultaneous negotiations with a variety of parties.
Shirelle's negotiomitation skills are essential for navigating the complex commercial real estate landscape, where she must negotiate with multiple tenants simultaneously.

Shirelle's negotiomitation skills are so good, she could juggle a dozen tenants at once, and still have time to eat her lunch.
negotiomitation by Hossheeannahhh October 8, 2023

Negation of Bob

1. A rather intresting group of individuals. They are mostly nerds who took Geometery as 8th graders, but seem to be more insane and stupid than brilliant, despite the fact that they all seem to have held a minimum of 4.0 for their eniter school career.

The name of this group/not-so secret society/club-thing originates from the fact that they banded together in to make fun of their fellow classmate, who also happens to be a member of the club, Bob. Negation is a spiffy geometry term. Many people seem to hate Bob as well, so they fully support the organization, despite the member's wackiness.

Their mascot is a muffin, their symbol a negation sign(~). They are apparently going to take over the world, according to many people, due to their extreme intellect. In preperation, they have made a number of elaborate plans to take over the world, usually involving kidnapping and ransoming Shamu and fleeing to Liechtenstein.
"Negation of Bob? Yeah, they're the reason that we've got a negation symbol on out keyboard. Seriously, man! They totally control things like that. Soon, one of them is going to be President, and we'll all be doomed."
"Those Negation of Bob freaks were playing Duck-Duck-Goose again. Then they started whiplash, and a whole bunch of other nutters joined in."
"Isn't that one redheaded chick in Negation of Bob? She seems like one of those crazies."
Negation of Bob by Rancidification. December 24, 2008

Nemotional support

Da therapeutic nurturing dat you claim to receive from your pet clownfish so dat you can bring him along wif you in a fishbowl to locales where pets are not usually allowed.
Most establishments accept my assertion dat I need to bring my small orange-and-white shiny-finned buddy along for Nemotional support; they merely ask dat I put a cover on da fishbowl so dat I don't accidentally spill water on da floor.
Nemotional support by QuacksO March 17, 2021

Negotianomics 

Negotianomics will keep you from getting extorted.
Negotianomics by Jay Robin May 14, 2011

Negation Nigger 

An ethnic minority person who is cast in a media production (movie, commercial, TV show etc.) in a role of high social status or authority (board member, general, judge, senator, doctor etc.) with the aim of (i) appealing to the corresponding ethnic segment of the audience, (ii) soothing the social conscience of the white audience, or (iii) merely being 'politically correct'. The term 'Negation' refers to the fact that such production aims to negate that in reality the incidence of ethnic minority people is much lower or even non-existent. The term 'Nigger' is not intended as a slur, but rather debunks the (white) casters for very likely (but of course indiscernibly) using the N-word in their thinking.

The term is a 'clin d'oeil' to the Dutch rhyming term 'Excuus Truus' (Excuse Bitch) that has been use in Holland for a few decades now, after it had been invented by feminists in the seventies to mock a woman who had been appointed to a corporate board for the sole purpose of political correctness.
This was the umpteenth time that Keith David was cast as the negation nigger, when he accepted the role of a 4-star general in that action movie.
Negation Nigger by Tavern Senses August 16, 2016