crocspert 

noun
Someone who has claims to be an expert on crocs as they have gone through many different pairs of crocs and have great knowledge on crocs

Jack was a crocspert as he is on his 5th pair and counting of crocs.

crocspert by Ivan Aleksandrov February 27, 2018

cockspert 

A cock expert - someone who is an expert on all sexual matters relating to the penis or cock

the way you handle my "thing" you must be some sort of Cockspert

cockspert by MTC an VWP May 22, 2008

cockspert 

a Cocktail expert

a slightly less douchy term for a mixologist

Mixologist is so pretentious. I'm a cockspert.

cockspert by komandant_dom February 13, 2021

crackspert 

An expert on crack. Remember Bobby Brown is two cups; Whitney Houston is 3.

Bro #1: "Yo what does it mean to 'cut two lines of coke with drano?"

Bro #2: "I don't know I'm not a crackspert."

Bro #1: "Hmm. So ... negative work."

crackspert by 4thfloortalent March 30, 2010

Cockspert 

When someone talks about cocks a lot, such as cock color, cock size, cock shape etc.

See dick or penis

John is a certified cockspert because he always pulls out sources of cock size when he argues about it with someone else.

Cockspert by akefa February 26, 2019

cockspert 

A cock expert--an individual who is an expert in all things cock because he likes the cock.

An individual who cannot find himself anywhere close to a vagina other than the closest he comes is when someone calls him a douche.

Also likes listening to the Jonas Brothers.

Eradicator is a cockspert.

cockspert by Kal El_527 July 1, 2011