melonballer 

A euphemism for a male homosexual. May be considered derogatory.

That Perez Hilton, he's a real melonballer, eh?

melonballer by unprophetable July 1, 2009

MelonBaller 

Often confused with the culinary tool, the melon baller is a man who prefers having sex with breasts rather than other traditional methods; such as the vagina, butthole or ones own hand.

‘Yo, is that Rory and his baby?’
‘Naaa, that’s that MelonBaller Cory, he’s never gonna have a baby cause he only bangs the breasts’

MelonBaller by DUKEJOHN October 11, 2019

Inverted Melon Baller 

When a girl is upside down and you titty fuck her while she licks/sucks at your balls.

Sheila fell asleep upside down on the couch so I had an inverted melon baller.

Inverted Melon Baller by DTGaaz October 22, 2009

melonball

Function: verb
1. To spoon forcefully or aggressively
2. To spoon without consent

I'm going to melonball you whether you like it or not.

melonball by Sean_ January 11, 2009

melonball

Function: verb
1. To spoon forcefully or aggressively
2. To spoon without consent

I'm going to melonball you whether you like it or not.

melonball by Sean_ February 5, 2008

melonballing

The sexual act of a man suspending his testicles to be massaged in between a woman's breasts. Sort of like a combination of teabagging and titty fucking.

Oh man, my girlfriend melonballed me last night. It made my balls feel good. You really need to try melonballing. It's the shiz.

melonballing by Jebblebbles February 13, 2008

Muddy Melon Baller 

Facing backwards to titty fuck a girl while she tongues/eats your asshole.

I knew she was lying about being a virgin when she let me give her a muddy melon baller.

Muddy Melon Baller by G.P. June 11, 2006