1) A underpaid, overworked, overconfident “locksmith” that runs all over a big city and pretends to be a professional. He/she is completely unable to function without a written guide on how to work on the specific vehicle he is currently working on even though his/her capability to read the manual is in question most of the time. This person cannot generate a key without a keycode for the simplest vehicles on the road and are a cancer to locksmiths that have worked their entire life to perfect their skills.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.