Sprinking

A generic term describing some sort of weird, creepy, stupid, or just plain annoying action or saying of someone else. It is derived from the last name of an odd member of a high school debate team and, like many things in the debate community, is only used when other debaters are present. The best effect is achieved when said with a derisive tone. While the original meaning had a somewhat dirty connotation, the current interpretation applies to any action deemed unacceptable or gross.

Riggsy: "I will eat your children and sleep on their bones!!!"
Mr. Awesome: "Dude, quit sprinking!"

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"Why is he eating paper?"
"It's ok, he's just sprinking."

by Mr. Awesome, Debate Champion March 11, 2007

Twat Spanking

The act of the ball sack smacking the vagina during sex.

Honey, I so horny today. You better prepare yourself for some good twat spanking.

by Yeti78 September 3, 2013

Shank spanking

Male masturbation

Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

sminking

What the doctor in "Rocky Raccoon" is in relation to gin after 8 takes.

Paul: The doctor walked in, sminking of gin- haha, sminking?

by RockyandDan April 29, 2012

Spanking the other monkey

To stimulate another sexually by a spanking motion on erogenous, sexual zones.

I got them hot by spanking the other monkey!

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

spanking your clit

spanking your clit the female version of spanking your monkey jacking off

teacher what are you doing

student im spanking my clit whats it look like im doing

teacher spanking your clit in class is not appropriate you need to stop it right now go to the bathroom and do it not in my class

student yes mam i got you

by littlejimmie June 4, 2019

Sinking Ship

A phrase used when a business is doing poorly due to lack of sales or bad management

Jim : Our store is becoming a Sinking Ship you need to kick it up a notch or I may have to replace you!
Chad : Even though I pleasure your ass with my dick I still might lose my job?
Jim : Yes I would miss our tickle time but your time may be limited with our company!
Chad : I guess it may be time for me to abandon this Sinking Ship!
Jim : I just hope your replacement has a 14 inch cock as well!
Chad : Yeah good luck with that!

by SlopNChop May 18, 2017