martoon 

Outspoken fat guy who is fond of masturbating at olympic levels using Modem based Internet on everyday basis (especially when his parents leave early for work).

You are such a martoon.

I know this guy, be careful with him, i hear he is a matoon.

martoon by Gay Julius Cesar January 12, 2018

Martoon

Someone undesirable, unwelcome or not socially accepted.

Get away from me you martoon!

Martoon by TheLowTaperFade January 14, 2026

maroon pill 

A Maroon pill is someone who has a mix of both Blackpill and Redpill views. They often agree with some Blackpill views, however they usually can't fully agree with the bleak outcomes that the Blackpill believe in. The same can be applied to the Redpill. Maroon Pills often find the Redpill to be too optimistic.

Joe: I'm not sure the Redpill is for me anymore. I've tried everything and it ain't working out for me. However I don't agree fully with the Blackpill.

Dave: I guess you're a Maroon Pill then.

maroon pill by The Dank Meme June 29, 2020

Marooner

A dedicated fan to Maroon 5, apart of the maroon 5 fandom. This is a person who appreciates all members of the band Maroon 5 and is able to name each and every members, all of there albums and the name of their previous band (Kara's Flowers). This person will often "Fan girl" and owns Maroon 5 merchandise. They are often associated with directioners (one direction fans) or Beliebers (Justin Bieber fans)

Marooner- "OH MY GOD! Did you hear that Matt flynn, Jesse Carmichael, James Valentine, Mickey madden, Sam Farrar, PJ morton and Adam Levine are going to be preforming Songs about Jane, It won't be soon before long, Hands all over and Overexposed. Ryan Dusick from Kara's flowers will even be there!

Everyday person-"Who the hell are they?, all I know is Adam Levine."

Marooner by beotch from the ghetto January 2, 2014

Sandy Maroon 

Sandy Maroon can be used as an adjective to describe anything sexual or a person in a negative way.

"Last night I gave her the ol' Sandy Maroon"
"Don't be such a Sandy Maroon"
"Did you she that girls Sandy Maroon"
"I can't believe Britney had such a Sandy Maroon"
"That's such a Sandy Maroon move"

Sandy Maroon by Andrew & Erik May 26, 2008

Ultra-Maroon 

Noun - a person of such stupidity, that they are an even bigger moron than normal.

"What an Ultra-maroon!" - Bugs Bunny

Ultra-Maroon by Pocketspy April 15, 2009

Marton 

Marton is the perfect guy. He is attractive, knows what he wants, is independent, funny, strong, has magical eyes and yes, has a HUGE dick. He has his flaws, but takes pride of them. He will treat his girl like a princess and is the most loving guy you’ll meet... they’re obsessed with him. If you ever meet a Marton make sure you treat him like a king or he will make sure someone else will.

Wow look at Marton... isn’t he perfect!
I want Martons HUGE cock

Marton by Tasha klent January 7, 2021