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Milking the cow 

When you get a crappy job with tiny pay so you do less work for the same pay as the other guy. Anything from playing Nitrome on an office computer when no one's looking to taking 10 minute vape breaks to watching funny videos. When the pay is increased, you do more work so you no longer milk the cow.
I'm getting payed 30 dollars for helping to fix a basement for 3 hours, might as well be milking the cow. Vape break!
Milking the cow by HawaiianPunch1 February 12, 2023
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milking the cow 

When a girl is sucking a guys cock, while pulling on his balls one after the other until he shoots cum repeatedly in her mouth.
I was trying to hold it as long as possible, but when she started milking the cow I just erupted.
milking the cow by bulletred January 10, 2008

milking the cow 

Milking the cow can be used to describe attaining the absolute most from any given situation.

Sometimes called 'milking the cash cow', 'milking the cow' can also be applied to any franchises which continue to drain the public of as much cash as possible and attempt to attach the brand name to absolutely everything, be it cereal, video games, car adverts, tshirts, bedsheets, plush toys, action figures, computer accessories or anything else that would be seemingly unrelated.
my god, i keep seeing The Incredibles everywhere. Pixar are really milking the cow with that one
milking the cow by Eddybean May 2, 2005

milking the cow 

(v.) To be openly exploiting a situation for personal gain, at the expense of one's peers and superiors alike.
This person is milking the cow of sympathy, I dislike it when they claim to be so hard-done-by.

milking the cow 

when someone sucks some fat bitch's tittys.
Ex1:
Guy1: Holy fuckballs! Rob is milking the cow!
Guy2: Haha no silly, he is just having fun with Mary.
milking the cow by V-Po January 18, 2006

milking the cow 

I was thinking about that girl in studyhall when i was milking the cow last night.
milking the cow by Richid September 16, 2008

Milking the cow 

The act of a girl jerking a guy off to make him cum while he is laying face down in a netted hammock.
Bob: Where is Katie going?
Jack: Oh that slut got thirsty so she is milking the cow on some stranger in the park.
Milking the cow by JJCCMMT November 11, 2014