stalec

A horrible ship between Stiles from Teen Wolf and Alec from The Mortal Instruments.

Person 1: Omg I love Stalec!
Person 2: Eww no Malec all the way! Stiles and Alec aren’t even from the same series!

stalec by Books_books_books November 18, 2017

stale smoke

When ur rippin bong in a sesh and leave some smoke in the bong and then pass the piece to the next person in the sesh. If you are on the receiving end of the pass, you better get that stale outta the bong before it contaminates ur ass.

Bro are u serious, finish ur rip! You keep leaving stale smoke (or stale) in the bong!

stale smoke by nostale_justmango October 26, 2017

Layne Staley 

An amazing singer and songwriter. You can get lost in his voice and u can cry when u hear the lyrics. He is the lead singer of a wonderful band called Alice in chains. He has suffered from drug addiction most of his life and many of the songs he wrote were about his Struggling . He died from an O.D and was found on the couch 2 weeks later, when his body began to decompose. It's really sad that such talent has gone to waste but he will always be remembered by his fans and will always live through his music that will be there forever.

"Goin' down the steps on a white line
Straight to nowhere"
"Black is all I feel, so this is how it feels to be free"

Layne Staley by Blackenedrose May 26, 2005

stale meme 

When a meme is old, shitty, and fucking stupid.

Guy1: "WHAT THE FU- BOOM."
Guy2: "Bitch thats a stale meme."

stale meme by TheChineseSenator July 6, 2016

Layne Staley 

his art is great, his music and words are inspirational. his voice so unique. His death a great loss and tragedy. He will be missed. Rest In Peace Layne Staley and THANK YOU

suffering to give

Layne Staley by jay October 7, 2003

poop stalemate 

When you're in a public bathroom and you and the person next to you both have to poop but both people refuse to make the first fart and initiate the pooping.

I had to miss class today because the poop stalemate I was in lasted 20 minutes.

poop stalemate by Katie12 March 29, 2015

Facebook Stalemate 

A situation whereby two people know each other quite well, but not well enough to feel comfortable to "add as friend" on Facebook.

Both are unwilling to request the friendship in fear of being rejected or being thought of as weird. However, both would happily accept the other's request.

Therefore both remain on the other's suggestion feed on the homepage, until one of them plucks up the courage to request.

Guy (sat at home on computer) : "I can't add her, I've only spoken to her twice!"

Girl (on iphone) : "Should I add him? Or will he think I'm a desperate hoe?"

Guy : "shit its a facebook stalemate"

Facebook Stalemate by lestyboy16 July 3, 2009