television 

Mankind's greatest and worst achievement.

I looked at an educational program and then watched Pimp My Ride.

television by Matt March 14, 2005

television 

The early 21st century drug of choice. A shared illusion, making its addicts think they have friends, a life, access to good information, and the critical thinking skills to form valid opinions. Fatal in large doses.

Paul spent the day eating Cheetos and watching Television, then had a light heart attack in the evening.

television by Who, me? August 18, 2003

television 

The electronic form of the plague.

I thought he was dead but he was just watching Television.

television by Mike Bendixson December 28, 2005

television 

The downfall of mankind. Also known as the idiot box.

television by IkeM October 25, 2003

television 

the only truth you know.

television by thelordthygord October 20, 2003

television 

The cathode ray tube is the retina of the mind's eye.

Long live the new flesh!

television by Dr. Brian O'Blivion May 6, 2004

television 

the broadcasting of a moving picture

"The television is a box of light and color", said the boring postman.

television by Mr. Dictionary! February 20, 2004