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The internet's infamous cartoon squirrel who insults people, diets and his gothic owner Germaine. He's known for killing people by way of acorn nuts and recruiting people for his Card Cult. He also rants about
Foamy is the lord and master! Worship him or he'll stab your eyes until you bleed!
Foamy by Hollamanda April 15, 2005
a crazy ass squirrel seen in ill will press's movies. he is the leader o fthe foamy card cult.
I’m The Lord & Master

I’m the lord & master
All of you are bastards
Worship me
Or I’ll stab your eyes ‘till you bleed
I’m the lord & master
foamy by matrixgk3 June 2, 2005
THE MOST AWSOME SQUIRREL EVER!!!
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Foamy is ur lord and master!
foamy by Some Chic April 19, 2005
Foh-mee (n) 1. A sex act performed by (usually Asian) prostitutes in a bathhouse brothel, in which the nude male customer is bathed and lathered up while laying on his back, followed by the prostitute sliding her naked body up and down upon his.
As soon as I get to Manila, I'm going to get a Foamy!
foamy by Snoobo November 20, 2007
refers to the web's greatest anti-hero: Captain Foamy. The dog-punching, soup-loving, sodomite, super-hero voice of a generation gone mad.

Foamy's super powers include: having the ability to fuck anyone (no matter how old or ugly), running 20% faster than you, being able to find and punch dogs, making people explode through the process of butt sex, and having no remorse.
Captain Foamy is here; sodomy is a bi-product.
foamy by Dock Ellis January 5, 2005
A over-rated animated squirrel. That has a very annoying high pitched voice. That homour belongs in a Blog of rants, not in flash.
Foamy by PsychoJester January 29, 2005