hope his next shite's a hedgehog 

To wish pain upon someone the next time they attempt to excrete faeces from their body.

Person One: Nacho Novo stamped on someone again in the game on Saturday
Person Two: Can't stand that wee rat. I hope his next shite's a hedgehog.

hope his next shite's a hedgehog by Anonymous Chrysanthemum May 26, 2009

there’s always next season 

A phrase usually used for banter clubs such as Manchester City, Paris Saint-German and Arsenal. This is because they can never win the champions league and call it a mickey mouse trophy because they are tinpot clubs.

Bayern Fan: We beat you in the champions league 💀 your club is a joke
PSG Fan: Whatever there’s always next season

there’s always next season by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abc's next time won't you sing with me 

hello fellow bored people, thank u for coming here.

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abc's next time won't you sing with me

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abc's next time won't you sing with me by kool kidzzz :) April 22, 2019

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me 

alphabet's but somethings wrong?!??!? 😳

random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*

random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?

me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.

random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?

random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.

random stranger: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me by holydrugs April 26, 2022

America's Next Top Hooker

This is a fake TV show from the video game: Grand Theft Auto 4. This show is obviously making fun of the terrible show: America's Next Top Model. In reality the two shows achieve the same thing, which is judging women solely based on there bodies.

I was playing Grand Theft Auto and I heard an advertisement for "America's Next Top Hooker" on the radio, while I was running over hookers. It was funny.

America's Next Top Hooker by Brymlee November 14, 2012

New Zealand's Next Top Model 

Reality television show from New Zealand that searches for a Top Model, has stood out, turned heads and become shit hot thanks to judge Colin Mathura-Jeffree. His individual style and charm has made him THE face of television in New Zealand. Everyone strives to do a 'Mathura-Jeffree' at least once a day!

New Zealand's Next Top Model has three judges, Colin, Mathura and Jeffree! if he ain't on I ain't watching

New Zealand's Next Top Model by Joannalexus January 23, 2010

america's next top model 

The only show on TV where you can watch skeleton's FIGHT.

The only healthy, voluptuous person on that show, ironically, happens to be Tyra Banks!

I love America's next Top Model but I think Tyra should retire it and continue with her talk show.

america's next top model by twistedbabydoll June 27, 2007