When someone stalks another persons online status waiting for the green dot to appear and then forces interaction much to the dismay of the other person.

Nathan: I saw her green dot and IM’d her again. It was 2 am but she was clearly up.
Joyce: stop green dotting people when they wake up to pee, freak!

Green Dotting by janmas November 16, 2019

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Dotting

The act of starting to type a text message such that the recipient sees dots indicating you're typing, but then stopping to type so that the dots go away.

I texted her to ask if she wants to go out, and she's dotting me!

Dotting by rmgn December 18, 2017

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dotting the eyes

The act of ejaculating, most likely a facial ejaculation, then tapping your sex partner's eyes with a semen covered penis head.

"Wait a second, don't clean up yet, I'm not done dotting the eyes."

dotting the eyes by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

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Upset-dotting

When you switch being very formal with friends and family whilst texting because one of them just got you all upset. You don't want to admit you're upset, so instead you will start using upset dotting technique.

Jeebz: hahaha.. man just chill!
Taweel: I'm chilled. You need to chill. don't ask me to chill. Look at yourself. Trying to hard. Pfff.
Jeebz: I see u r unintentionally upset-dotting ur sentences.. hahaha
Taweel: Yeah. Well. Fuck you.

Upset-dotting by Shaiz December 8, 2014

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