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textorist 

One who terrorizes another by sending a massive number of texts to his victim with the sole intent to (a) use up their free texts (if they are such a gignoramus as to not have unlimited texting; or (b) to simply overload their phone and time to delete all the nonsensical texts.
Jane is a real textorist! She texted me 653 times from jail thanking me for not bailing her out. I blew my free texts and my "delete" key! Ugh!!
textorist by Iamnotone May 4, 2010
Pneumonic devices or shortening of words into text form such as LOL, OMG, TTYL, L8R, H8, luv, ect.
I hate the textism LOL people use it to much, whatever happened to LMAO or ROFL
Textism by allicov August 3, 2010

Textorcism 

A textorcism.

Textorising 

When someone terrorise's you via text message.
person 1 He is terrorising me in these texts =
person 2 He's so textorising you!
Textorising by victoriann August 26, 2010

Domestic Textorrism 

When you terrorize an individual via texting them relentlessly, especially after they've asked you not to.

Like the old Pat Benatar song, "Stop Using Texts As A Weapon!" ... only you don't because you're just getting started.
Domestic Textorrism as it's finest:

Bob: 12:00 "I'M DONE! DON'T EVER TEXT ME AGAIN!"
Tammy: 12:01 "Text."
Tammy: 12:02 "Text."
Tammy: 12:03 "Text."
Bob: 12:04 "I Will Shoot Myself In The Phone If You Text Me Again I Swear To Gawd! Now Stop Texting Me!"
Tammy: 12:05 "Text."

Texturing 

(tekst'cher-ing)
1. The exposition of a given subject delivered elaborately via text message as for the purpose of instruction or discipline.
2. To deliver a lecture to someone, via text.

v.intr. To deliver a lecture via text or a series of lectures through text messaging.

v. tex·tured, tex·tur·ing, tex·tures
Why do you insist on texturing me about peer pressure everytime I go to a party!?

If everything is ok then why are you texturing me?
Texturing by TYLERMAN22 November 12, 2010