Scaramuccied 

Fired before you are hired.
Or rather, finishing something before really getting started, i.e. work, new project, marriage or something of significance. But fired before hired sounds better.
(Past Participle - Scaramuccied)
(Verb - Scaramucci)

Paul: Is Anthony starting work today?
Donald: I scaramuccied his ass.
Paul: Oh shit!
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CNN: In todays news, Anthony Scaramucci became the first person to be Scaramuccied.
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Verb: Scaramucci
Friend: You better take care of your wife on your wedding nigt, else she is gonna scarmucci you, son!

Scaramuccied by N@kedape August 17, 2017

Scaramucci Effect

When someone or something "crashes and burns" immediately after "peaking". This can be used to describe an event of quick reverse of someone's fortune.

"Did you hear that Chad is now mopping floors at K-mart?", Ryan asked.

Kyle looked up at Ryan with a sigh. "Ehh, that's fitting considering his diarrhea accident in the boardroom."
"And to think, when he got that promotion, he was the youngest VP in the history of Google," he added.
"Scaramucci Effect is a bitch!"

Scaramucci Effect by O-Dawg87 August 1, 2017

Scaramucci 

Scaramucci
noun
scar-mōo-cheé
A unit of time, approximately 9.5-10 days.

I go through a pack of papertowels every Scaramucci.

Scaramucci by Peaceforus4ever July 31, 2017

Scaramucci 

Something that only lasts for 10 days.

"How long have you had that rash?"
"Oh about a Scaramucci"

"I broke up with her after a week and a half"
"Oh so you pulled a Scaramucci on her?"

Scaramucci by Eli91 July 31, 2017

Scaramucci 

(Verb) to destroy one's life, marriage, and job in ten days.

He Scaramucci'ed his new job up by insulting his coworkers. His wife left him after he tweeted "thoughts and prayers" about his newborn son. And on the tenth day, he was fired.

Scaramucci by pundit17 July 31, 2017

Scaramucci 

An increment of time consisting of ten days.

I'll miss you too bae, but I'll only be gone for a scaramucci.

Scaramucci by chiller_whale August 1, 2017

Scaramucci 

A measurement of time, approximately 11 days.

I'll see you in a scaramucci!

Scaramucci by Milkomedia August 2, 2017